RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Ivana-Iley
IVANA DOES LONDON, THE NEXT CHAPTER: We continue the adventures of Queen Ivana as she visits Sony U.K. chief Jason Iley during his second day on the job. "Forgive me," Iley said, "but where do you work again?" "Best not to talk about it," she replied, thinking quickly. "Here, have a shiny magazine!" Ivana got the lovely prog-rock parting gift pictured at right, and Iley perused an in-depth investigative report on the 25 most hideous outfits at Glastonbury. (7/1p)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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