RUMOR MILL
Friday, August 1, 2014
Thompson pic
ANNI GET YOUR GUN: Hey, freaks! Guess what's coming down the pike? Our super new 28th Anniversary Issue, which will be jam-packed with old-timey photos like this one and as little copy as we can get away with writing between ads. Speaking of which, if you're not Greg Thompson and you can identify everyone in this photo (and their astrological signs), we'll give you a .00001% discount on your ad, plus a complimentary copy of our most recent print issue. (8/1p)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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