Vi haf you stopped your delicious cartoons about Bertelzmann and BMG? I am most dizappointed. Watch what. What watch! Cartoons about hillbillies and zat Liza? Veally, you can do betterr. Even that Sykes in a Volvo is better than zat krap.
Ja, Ja. Vee are haffing hits galore at BMG. By zee barrelful. And our barrels are big. Christina, vat a girl, and so modest. Santana, vee luf his voice. Zat Rod is vundabar! And Elvis, he is Kaiser.
Giff us some break, fellas. If you don't start paying attention to BMG, I vill haff to come to your liddle village of Sherman Oaks and knock some heads around.
All the Best,
Rolf
MUSIC REVENUE TOPPED $17B IN 2023: RIAA
Streaming subscriptions lead the charge. (3/27a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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