The Columbia-educated Yang Jung-hwan and Virginia Tech-educated Yang Il-hwan face up to five years in jail and up to $38,500 in fines if convicted. Stateside officials wish they had it as easy.
"We could’ve done that here, too, if it weren't for that pesky Constitution," said RIAA CEO Hilary Rosen.
Similar to Gnutella, Soribada’s Korean-language program enables users to tap into a peer-to-peer network with other users, search each others' computers for MP3s and download them.
"We aren't gangsters," said Jung-hwan, "We wanted South Korea to have its own Napster."
Meanwhile, Napster founder Shawn Fanning has cancelled his trip to Seoul.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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