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"There is such a video, and it is definitely Jennifer Lopez. You can see the big butt and everything."
——anonymous Suge Knight exec

J.LO SAYS NO, NO

Files Suit To Stop Suge From Releasing Purported Sex Tape
Just as we were thinking we were about to see more of Jennifer Lopez than she showed at the Oscars comes word that the singer/actor has filed suit to stop Suge Knight from selling an alleged sex tape with her in it.

Our favorite tabloid, Star magazine, reports that the Death Row Records co-founder, and soon-to-be-parolee, has a homemade video of Jennifer Lopez and an unidentified former boyfriend romping around in some "innocent sex play" in the early '90s.

Knight obtained the video and was planning to release "J.Lo Uncut: Tha Real Story" on Suge Knight Films in mid-summer—much to the delight of Pam and Tommy Lee.

"There is such a video, and it is definitely Jennifer Lopez," confirmed a Knight exec. "You can see the big butt and everything. We've had this for awhile now. We were looking for the right time to put it out, and the right time is now." Knight is a longtime rival of former Lopez boyfriend Puffy Combs.

Knight publicist Jonathan Wolfson said he has no idea what's on the video because it's still being edited, but promises to send us a screening copy as soon as one is available.

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