WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT, MICHAEL?
"This is a great alliance that will increase distribution of our MSP services," said Robertson. "It might also goose our stock price a bit—oops! I'm not supposed to say something like that in a press release, am I? What I meant was… um… The real winner in the deal is the end user. Yeah, that's what I meant."
About, the 7th largest Web property, is a network of vertical sites. Its network includes more than 700 targeted environments, each overseen by a professional guide. Kind of like those helpful blue-vested folks at Wal-Mart, only digital.
"We chose to partner with MP3.com to give digital music services to our millions of users because MP3.com's music technology platform is clearly the most compatible to interact and grow with our network," said About Chairman and CEO Scott Kurnit. "Plus, their ongoing legal troubles ensure a ton of free publicity!"
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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A CHORUS OF PRAISE: IVORS 2024 NOMS
