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"I never wanted this sexy image."

STOMACH-SHAVING NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP BRITNEY SPEARS COOL

Teen Queen Calls Anti-Perspirant "A Cool Idea"

Britney Spears dresses provocatively to beat the heat.

The teen queen told German InStyle magazine "I only wear these crop tops because other clothes would make me sweat when I dance." Spears noted that wearing skimpy tops counteracts the below-the-waist perspiring effects of wearing clingy leather pants.

Spears previously used depilatory as a means of keeping her midriff cool. She said she never thought to use air conditioning.

"I never wanted this sexy image," said Spears, whose "Baby One More Time" video gave Catholic schoolgirls a bad name. "It's so dirty… I should be spanked."

While Spears maintained short skirts did not equal low morals, she said she wants to follow in the footsteps of another seductive songstress. "I want to become like Madonna, only without all the men, gossip and scandals," said Spears, noting that only leaves her with the option of Immaculate Conception.

Spears expressed dissatisfaction with her hair, nose and feet and thinks her legs are too short. However, Spears said her breasts were worth every penny.

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