YOU'VE GOT FEDERAL INQUIRY!
Just when it looked like things were falling into place for the planned merger of America Online and Time Warner, the Federal Communications Commission has written the two companies for additional information on the deal. While it’s unlikely that the FCC would nix the merger, the commission could significantly delay the process through its inquiry. Consequently, AOL and TW are scrambling to give the Feds what they want ASAP.
“We look forward to providing the commission with additional information about our merger and the consumer benefits it will bring,” said an AOL spokeswoman. “We're also looking forward to providing the commission with 500 free hours of AOL, if you know what I mean.”
Two weeks ago AOL chairman Steve Case and Time Warner chairman Gerald Levin spoke before the the Senate Judiciary Committee immediately after issuing a memorandum stating that the combined AOLTW would make its substantial cable holdings available to competing Internet service providers. The move seemed to appease the committee, but apparently it wasn’t enough for the FCC to green light the merger.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
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THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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A CHORUS OF PRAISE: IVORS 2024 NOMS
