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“Jen’s not here. I’m sorry… But she was great to kiss.”
——Bradley Cooper

MTV MOVIE AWARDS: AUBREY PLAZA & THE IRON MANGINA

Who Needs Jennifer Lawrence When You’ve Got Rebel Wilson in a Suit of Armor?
What a memorable weekend this was, with Coachella, Kobe’s ruptured Achilles and subsequent painkiller-fueled Facebook revelations, a drama-filled Masters, the opening of Motown: The Musical (see Rumor Mill) and, of course, the MTV Movie Awards.

The unanticipated absence of double winner Jennifer Lawrence due to a “scheduling conflict” was made up for by the surprise appearance of one “Aubrey Plaza”—a stage crasher who closely resembled Comedic Genius Award recipient Will Ferrell. Other highlights: Snoop Lion and Ke$sha sharing an onstage toke, MC Rebel Wilson donning an Iron Man (or Iron Mangina) suit, and a solo Bradley Cooper accepting the award for Best Screen Kiss.

“Thanks so much,” he said. “Jen’s not here. I’m sorry. [Sounds of dismay from the disappointed audience.] I know. But she was great to kiss.” Lawrence’s Hunger Games: Catching Fire co-star Liam Hemsworth did show up to premiere the trailer for the second film in the series, coming in November.

Here’s a complete list of winners:

Movie of the Year: Marvel's The Avengers
Best Male Performance: Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Best Female Performance: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Best Scared as S**t Performance: Suraj Sharma, Life of Pi
Breakthrough Performance: Rebel Wilson, Pitch Perfect
Best On-Screen Duo: Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane, Ted
Best Shirtless Performance: Taylor Lautner, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
Best Fight: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, and Jeremy Renner vs. Tom Hiddleston, Marvel's The Avengers
Best Kiss: Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Best WTF Moment: Jamie Foxx and Samuel L. Jackson in Django Unchained
Best Villain: Tom Hiddleston, Marvel's The Avengers
Best Musical Moment: Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Alexis Knapp, Ester Dean and Hana Mae Lee, Pitch Perfect
Best Hero: Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Special Awards:
MTV Trailblazer Award: Emma Watson
Comedic Genius Award: Will Ferrell
MTV Generation Award: Jamie Foxx


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