With Thanksgiving a full week away, all we can think about is turkey and gravy and stuffing and yams and buttered crescent rolls and bottomless tumblers of Beaujolais Nouveau. But we are contractually obligated to feign interest in work, so we here's our weekly gallery and its aptly carb-heavy captions for your weekend-adjacent delectation.

Kendrick Lamar is back with a new album called GNX, with production by Mustard, Jack Antonoff, Kamasi Washington and more.

Industry machers are working overtime to get everything just right en route to four blessed days of relaxation, feasting, football and a schlep to the cineplex to catch Wicked. Taylor, Brady and Kevin are setting their tables, while Max and Merck gaze fondly at the Colonies, but the members of ATEEZ are sticking with Seoul food. Take HITS List out of the oven.

Warner Music Group enjoyed a 2.8% increase in revenue to $1.63b amid its fiscal Q4 results, despite a 69% drop in net income. Benson Boone, Zach Bryan, Teddy Swims and Charli xcx were among the top sellers.

Wicked is working its magic on the box office, painting it pink and green to the tune of $19m+ at Thursday previews, including...

What kind of year has it been in the music biz? Let’s start with some wild stats. Taylor Swift’s individual overall market share stands at 1.7%, with 15.6m album units YTD—more than Mercury, Big Loud and Imperial combined. That’s crazy enough, but even without Taylor, the Republic group would still be #1 in current share. Now that is dynastic dominance times two.

ICLG holds down the #1 spot at Pop with Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars' "Die With a Smile," while REPUBLIC remains atop the Rhythm chart with The Weeknd’s "Timeless" f/Playboi Carti and BMG's Sum 41 collects a second week at #1 at Modern Rock with "Dopamine."

Morgan Wallen took home Entertainer of the Year for the first time, Megan Moroney was anointed New Artist of the Year, Lainey Wilson won Female Vocalist and Chris Stapleton snagged three trophies at the 58th Annual CMA Awards.

Biz heavies and top artists got fancy for the flashbulbs on CMA night, then sent us the pics so we could append our ridiculous captions.

SoundExchange has anointed Shaboozey its 2024 Breakout Artist following the massive success of "A Bar Song (Tipsy)."

Lady Gaga continues to spread her “Disease” via alternate versions, the latest of which, “Disease (The Poison Live)," is out now. The artist's next album is pegged for February.