Presenting a HITS List to serve alongside the roasted bird, the mashed potatoes and gravy, and the pumpkin pie. It features Taylor Swift, Sir Lucian Grainge, Doug Morris, Randy Goodman, Ayelet Schiffman and other notables, along with an abundance of tryptophan.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
| ||
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
|