RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, September 4, 2018
REPORTING LIVE FROM CUERVO BEACH
Despite appearances, HITS' Pop radio correspondent and resident meteorologist Leisa St. John does, in fact, have sense enough to come in out of the rain. But she's decided to give her umbrella (which you'll recognize as '90s Arista promotional swag) a stress test amid the rain and high surf on the Redneck Riviera. "Well, shoot fire," she observed. "I reckon I shouldn't oughta have plugged in my blender out here with the lightning and whatnot, but it's already margarita-thirty." Later, David Massey sent over a poncho.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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