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Thursday, July 19, 2018
A LEGENDARY TRIO OF ICONS
BEING LEGENDARY
“Did I ever tell you the story of how I discovered Piazza Umberto?” asks legendary industry icon Clive Davis during this jolly, impromptu photo op with rock luminary Bono and biz giant/tech innovator Jimmy Iovine after their paths crossed in Capri. “It was scarcely even a square at the time, more of a quadrilateral, really. Carlos Santana, Mike Douglas and I were searching for a truly authentic scialatielli, when across the tiles there came the plaintive tones of an ocarina…” By the time this anecdote was fully conveyed, Jimmy’s iPhone was back to 100% power.
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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