KESHA, RIHANNA, MORE NAMED TIME ’S MOST INFLUENTIAL

Time has unveiled their Most Influential People of 2018 list. In it, Kesha and Rihanna are listed as icons, while Shawn Mendes and Jimmy Kimmel have been placed in the artist category and Cardi B represents as a pioneer. Meanwhile, Kesha’s manager, Jack Rovner, remains the #1 Most Influential Old Jew on a Park Bench. Mazels all around.

“Thanks to Kesha and other women who have stood up for themselves to demand justice and fairness, we are starting to turn a new page,” declared Cyndi Lauper, who joined the Rainbow star on stage during her moving Grammys performance this year.

“[Rihanna] has designed and conquered an entire lane of her own,” stated Adele. “The innovative and groundbreaking world of Rihanna that no one else will ever be safe in and get away with copying. She makes her own rules and bends ours.”

Follow the links for the full testimonials, written by other names you’ve probably heard of.

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