"Call me crazy," says Sony/ATV overlord Marty Bandier to writer and worldwide phenom Luis Fonsi, "but I think this 'Despacito' number of yours is gonna be boffo." With that, Fonsi received a large plaque noting the song's status as a Global #1. Seen just before jumping on their diamond-encrusted jet skis for a tandem cruise on the Hudson are (l-r) Co-Prexy Danny Strick, President, Latin America and U.S. Latin Jorge Mejia, Fonsi and Bandier.
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
| ||
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
|