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POST-GRAMMY PARTY JAMS: UMG

After a long Grammy night, UMG luminaries gathered at NYC's Spring Studios in their finery to frolic in the wee hours.


In this shot, UMG ruler Lucian Grainge, Lava/Republic artist and Album of the Year nominee Lorde and Republic boss Monte Lipman express relief that Neil Portnow's electrolyte balance has been restored.


Grainge joins the mastermind of SOTY/ROTY nominee "Despacito," Luis Fonsi, and Universal Latin topper Jesus Lopez in discussing a festive remix of this photo caption.

Erykah Badu, Dave Chappelle and Quincy Jones form a tableau of artistic genius while secretly wondering whose hallucination this is.

Cash Money's Birdman and Slim, rapper Jacquees, Grainge and Lipman were cheerfully bantering just as a fleet of trucks arrived containing the day's streaming receipts.


Big Machine Label Group
boss Scott Borchetta and Mark Wystrach of Midland mused on the magical healing powers of vodka.

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