What is Revival? According to this Big Pharma-style website, it's a "non-injectable medication given through the ear canal" to effectively treat "Atrox Rithimus." Still in clinical trials, this mystery med might also be the forthcoming Eminem album (via Shady/Aftermath/Interscope), expected to become available at all fine HMOs next month. A few passing references in the gorgeously produced TV spot may sound, um, Shady. Go ahead and call 1-833-2GET-REV to see how far they went with this scrupulously developed campaign. Use as directed.
SONG REVENUE: CALM BEFORE THE STORM
J. Cole has his moment; Future-Metro have another big payday. (4/19a)
WARNER CHAPPELL ROPES IN RED CLAY STRAYS
Another big get for Guy and Carianne (4/19a)
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/19a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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