A POP QUIZ FOR
THE BIBLE
It's not easy to keep track of which pop superstar is which, especially when you're in the midst of your "indie power list." So it's too bad the Twitter hordes piled on the Bible for this tweet, in which the revered industry trade seemed to mistake Harry Styles for Justin Bieber.
The original tweet was quickly deleted, but there's this thing called screen grabs, so it kinda stuck around. You can read more about it here.
Since we're givers, we thought we'd help the indie hipsters of Bible Land. So we've created a little pop quiz to help them bone up on the mainstream.
1. This mysterious diva is:
(a) Taylor Swift
(b) Taylor Kitsch
(c) James Taylor
(d) Justin Bieber
2. Who's this chart-topping enigma?
(a) Adele
(b) Alesso
(c) Avicii
(d) Justin Bieber
3. This industry power player is:
(a) Sir Lucian Grainge
(b) Sir Paul McCartney
(c) Sir Lancelot
(d) Justin Bieber
4. Who dis?
(a) Scooter Braun
(b) Scooter Lindley
(c) Vespa Scooter
(d) Justin Timberlake
5. This familiar face belongs to:
(a) Janice Min
(b) Janis Joplin
(c) Allison Janney
(d) Justin Bieber
Keep studying, you guys. You'll get this.
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