LYOR GAZES INTO
THE FUTURE

Look at that spiritual demeanor, that soulful, contemplative expression. Is he looking deep within as he posts his random reflections on Snapchat? Is he summoning a solution to YouTube's measly payouts from the farthest outposts of his consciousness? Is he napping? Many who've worked with or for him would argue that he's only lying when his eyes and mouth are open, but others aren't so sure. In a related story, if you take the number of 300 artists who aren't suing him and multiply it times zero, you can calculate your next YouTube payment.

TORTURED POETS UNITE: TAYLOR IS BACK
Is she ever. (4/19a)
HITS LIST ENTERS
PLAYOFF MODE
Will the scoring record be broken? (4/19a)
SONG REVENUE: CALM BEFORE THE STORM
J. Cole has his moment; Future-Metro have another big payday. (4/19a)
WARNER CHAPPELL ROPES IN RED CLAY STRAYS
Another big get for Guy and Carianne (4/19a)
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/19a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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