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LYOR GAZES INTO
THE FUTURE

Look at that spiritual demeanor, that soulful, contemplative expression. Is he looking deep within as he posts his random reflections on Snapchat? Is he summoning a solution to YouTube's measly payouts from the farthest outposts of his consciousness? Is he napping? Many who've worked with or for him would argue that he's only lying when his eyes and mouth are open, but others aren't so sure. In a related story, if you take the number of 300 artists who aren't suing him and multiply it times zero, you can calculate your next YouTube payment.

NEAR TRUTHS: SPRING BLOOMS
Here come the big guns. (3/29a)
THE COUNT: COLDPLAY IS HOT, COUNTRY'S COOKIN' IN THE U.K.
The latest tidbits from the bustling live sector (3/29a)
CITY OF HOPE TAPS MARCIANO FOR TOP HONOR
This year's philanthropic model (3/28a)
TRUST IN THE TOP 20
Hip-hop is no longer hibernating. (3/27a)
UMG BROADENS SPOTIFY OFFERINGS
Sir Lucian and Daniel are in harmony. (3/28a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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