CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR

In honor of the forthcoming HITS 31st Anniversary special issue, we present this vintage pic of Tom Freston with the Pillsbury Doughboy, shortly before the latter received $17 million in venture capital from Eric Nicoli. I say, I say, that's a biscuit joke, son! Speaking of dough, the time to reserve your ad in the Anni is now. Space closes on 8/18.