RUMOR MILL
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR
In honor of the forthcoming HITS 31st Anniversary special issue, we present this vintage pic of Tom Freston with the Pillsbury Doughboy, shortly before the latter received $17 million in venture capital from Eric Nicoli. I say, I say, that's a biscuit joke, son! Speaking of dough, the time to reserve your ad in the Anni is now. Space closes on 8/18.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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