"I just hope that the HITS idiot who captions this photo doesn't make some lame 'balls' joke," notes manager Jonathan Kalter to Mitch and Scott of Pentatonix regarding this photo op to highlight their duo project, Superfruit. "Yes," noted management team member Melissa Mondello. "That would be in very questionable taste." In a related story, with the exception of Kalter, this ball pit had a far lower quotient of fecal matter than most.
BILL'S PASSAGE COULD RESULT IN U.S. TIKTOK BAN
Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill... (4/20a)
BLACKSTONE ASSEMBLING $1.5B BID FOR HIPGNOSIS SONGS FUND
A white-knuckle moment (4/20a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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