RUMOR MILL
Friday, December 16, 2016
CHAINZ REQUIRED
During the raucous holiday party for Steve Bartels' Def Jam, the label chief poses with Young Jeezy and 2 Chainz after gamely agreeing to a puff from the latter's blunt. "This is a great party, am I right?" Bartels exclaimed. "I mean, the music, the food, the good vibes, the giant neon bunny rabbits melting out of the walls—Jesus, what the hell kinda weed is this?" 2 Chainz replied that it was what he liked to smoke to chill out from the real shit.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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