RUMOR MILL
Monday, October 3, 2016
STILL DISTURBED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
On the occasion of their recent Ozzfest performance, Warner Bros. rockers Disturbed celebrate the platinum status of breakout single "The Sound of Silence" and gold certification of album Immortalized. Meanwhile, SVP Marketing Xavier Ramos throws goat. Ramos' totally extreme, hard-rocking behavior extended into the afternoon, when he enjoyed a fully rad tuna sandwich.
Disturbed supported rock legends Black Sabbath at Ozzfest, and Ramos was politely requested not to bite the heads off any bats.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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