RUMOR MILL
Friday, September 9, 2016
YES WE CANNABIS: HITS' HIGH FIVE
Are we stoned yet? No? Well, as grandpa used to say, it's 4:20 somewhere. While you wait for that O.G. Kush to kick in, here's a little review of the week's high-ranking stories.
Capitol wins fierce signing derby for 1D heartthrob Niall Horan.
Apple Music announces 17 million subscribers (also a phone, or some shit).
Two major divas, Sia and Lady Gaga, drop big singles.
Bonus item, ahead of our 30th Anniversary Issue: When Lavinthal Met Beer: the (probably) true story.
Now if you'll excuse us, the chronic is calling.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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