RUMOR MILL
Friday, August 12, 2016
STARBUCKS GETS IT
Having popped into the coffee joint for a sweet, caffeinated beverage that would cut through the fog of his massive sativa high (and satisfy his sweet tooth), HITS Editor in Chief Lenny Beer got an apt new nickname. From now on, his afternoon bonging jag will be known as the Weeny Roast.
No word yet if the barista is confirmed for an ad in the HITS 30th Anniversary Issue.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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