THE DEATH OF PRINT JOURNALISM, PART 23,604
DJ Khaled, who graces the cover of our latest print edition, has broken wide with “For Free,” his collaboration with Drake—it’s the first taste of Major Key, his forthcoming, star-studded set on We the Best/Epic. The beloved producer/artist, whose Snapchat feed is legendary, probably won’t be sharing his cover appearance on our off-key publication.
Our Contents page VIP, meanwhile, is Lucian Grainge, whom you may now address as Sir Lucian. The UMG ruler, already a Commander of the British Empire, was recently knighted by Her Majesty the Queen. It’s only the latest coronation for a man whose kingdom includes the digital music story of the year in Drake. Still, the last thing he probably wants to read on the throne is this royal pain of a rag.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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A CHORUS OF PRAISE: IVORS 2024 NOMS
