"OPHELIA" VISITS BARBARATOWN

While perusing Facebook in the hours before Game Seven between OKC and Golden State, we came upon this photo, posted by our own Karen Glauber. It was accompanied by the following, deeply disturbing caption:

“Backstage at the Santa Barbara Bowl before The Lumineers show, Ted and I celebrated ‘Ophelia's’ surge to #1 at Alternative Radio with Wesley Schultz. This photo will also run in the Gavin Report, Hard Report, Album Network and HITS (four now-defunct trade magazines).”

Shots of Julian and Mommy frolicking on the beach with the cliffs of the Mesa behind them are also worth a look, as is the inscription on Karen’s sweatshirt.

HITS LIST IN BLOOM
From the desert to the sea (4/16a)
ON THE COVER:
AARON BAY-SCHUCK
AND TOM CORSON
Bunny's hoppin' again. (4/16a)
DESERT HEAT:
PAUL TOLLETT
The cat in the hat is calling the shots. (4/15a)
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
THE COUNT: SUPERSTARS TO SURPRISE AT COACHELLA?
The latest tidbits from the vibrant live sector (4/12a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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