On this solemn holiday, we'd like to salute the nation's marijuana growers, paraphernalia manufacturers and dispensary employees for making our lives just a little more tolerable.
And if we may add a professional note, weed makes music, like, way better.
So whether you're a grizzled veteran toking on a reefer (rolled on a gatefold album cover, no doubt) or a baby-faced hipster rocking some byzantine eco-vape that requires an app on your phone, let's all take a moment today to blaze up some herb—and express our appreciation in one great smoky plume. Happy 4/20, y'all.
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
The dust settles on the Indio Polo Grounds. (4/22a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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