BEYONCE'S LEMONADE STAND (UPDATE)

OMG, Beyoncé's doing a thing! It's a ... a show? A special? A beverage? Well, it's called Lemonade, it's a "world premiere event" that bows on HBO next Saturday, 4/23 (according to the tease at the link) and it in all likelihood will coincide with her ferociously anticipated new Columbia album, just ahead of her crazily awaited tour (and in the wake of her doorbusting Ivy Park athletic-wear line's debut). Those of you who can divine some further import from the teaser are welcome to submit your interpretations.

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Is she ever. (4/19a)
HITS LIST ENTERS
PLAYOFF MODE
Will the scoring record be broken? (4/19a)
SONG REVENUE: CALM BEFORE THE STORM
J. Cole has his moment; Future-Metro have another big payday. (4/19a)
WARNER CHAPPELL ROPES IN RED CLAY STRAYS
Another big get for Guy and Carianne (4/19a)
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/19a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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