SYCOPACETIC

"Uh, Louis," SYCO's Sonny Takhar says to erstwhile One Directioner Louis Tomlinson during Sony's post-BRITs wingding, "who's that very large gentlemen lurking directly behind me?" "Oh, him? That's just me bodyguard," Tomlinson chuckled. "You know, in case we need to give the riff-raff a bit of the old heave-ho. Just don't make any sudden movements, or you'll enrage him." For more Sony BRITs party fun, go here.

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