"Uh, Louis," SYCO's Sonny Takhar says to erstwhile One Directioner Louis Tomlinson during Sony's post-BRITs wingding, "who's that very large gentlemen lurking directly behind me?" "Oh, him? That's just me bodyguard," Tomlinson chuckled. "You know, in case we need to give the riff-raff a bit of the old heave-ho. Just don't make any sudden movements, or you'll enrage him." For more Sony BRITs party fun, go here.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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