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"Ohhhhh, shit, you look so freakin' fine. That outfit is making me cray-cay," declares chart-topping Westbury Road/Roc Nation superstar Rihanna to RIAA head Cary Sherman as she receives plaques commemorating the platinum status of new album ANTI and 100m career single sales. Later, one million plaques were given away to Tidal subscribers, entitling Rihanna to one free additional plaque for every nine she earns.

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