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Friday, January 8, 2016
BIBLE CALLED FOR DELAY OF GAME
In a “breaking news” alert late Thursday, the Bible trumpeted, “Beyoncé to Perform at Coldplay's Super Bowl Halftime Show.” That’s big news, to be sure—which is why we posted it last Dec. 3.
“Coldplay will headline the Super Bowl halftime show on 2/7,” the item read, “and now comes word that Beyoncé and Bruno Mars will join the band for the festivities.”
We’ll let you know when BB finds out about Bruno and sends a “breaking news” alert to that effect.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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