The following, alleged track list for Adele's highly anticipated new album, 25—due 11/20 via XL/Columbia—has been circulating online.
In a strange coincidence, the titles of her tracks are nearly identical to the titles of the chapters in our upcoming memoirs, Tales of a HITS Employee.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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