RUMOR MILL
Friday, August 7, 2015
LEGEND OF THE PHOENIX
We Welcome Baby Phoenix To The HITS Mishpucha
While most of the biz has their eyes peeled on Dr. Dre and Luke Bryan’s numbers going in this weekend, the HITS weasels are focused on Jesse and Jennifer Beer Dietz’s most recent release, Phoenix Jerome, weighing in at 8lbs 11oz and an impressive 22.25 inches long (that is, until the mohel got his hands on him).
We send a big Mazel Tov from the entire HITS mishpuchah. We understand that Phoenix is already tweeting about the Clippers.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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