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Monday, June 22, 2015

WIGGIN' WITH FALL OUT BOY

"Hey there, sugar muffin," murmurs Pete Wentz of DCD2/Island's Fall Out Boy to the alluring stranger with the jet-black bangs. "How'd you like to explore the tour bus of a chart-topping—wait a minute, you're no groupie...you're manager Bob McLynn of Crush Music, no doubt sporting an Uma Thurman wig to help us promote our hot current single, 'Uma Thurman.' Still, you're a tall glass of water, and that's no lie."

 
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