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"OK, we've kept them waiting long enough," Jimmy Iovine tells his colleagues at Apple as they plan for next week's big unveiling. "Time to save the universe." Sadly, the impact of the rollout was diminished when a blogger leaked that the new iPad contains an actual unicorn. Seen just before pranking Daniel Ek with a playlist of Swedish marching songs are (l-r) Iovine, Tim Cook, Dr. Dre and Eddy Cue.

NEAR TRUTHS: SPRING BLOOMS
Here come the big guns. (3/28a)
THE COUNT: COLDPLAY IS HOT, COUNTRY'S COOKIN' IN THE U.K.
The latest tidbits from the bustling live sector (3/28a)
CITY OF HOPE TAPS MARCIANO FOR TOP HONOR
This year's philanthropic model (3/28a)
TRUST IN THE TOP 20
Hip-hop is no longer hibernating. (3/28a)
UMG BROADENS SPOTIFY OFFERINGS
Sir Lucian and Daniel are in harmony. (3/28a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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