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Thursday, April 16, 2015

FORCE PLAY

New Star Wars Teaser Makes a Million Nerds Cry

The second teaser trailer for the upcoming Star Wars reboot (Episode 7: The Force Awakens, if you must know) is hitting all media hard. Apart from its significance to the zeigeist, the film, set to be more ubiquitous than Santa this Christmas, merits mention here at the very least for its iconic John Williams score, which ... oh, fuck it. It's Star Wars, man!

Judging from the response so far online, now's the moment when geek skepticism morphs into geek hyperventilating. And if you well up a bit at the end, you're not alone.

 
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