SORRY! THE STUPID MARCH MADNESS CONTEST IS CLOSED
Time is running out to enter the 2015 Stupid NCAA Basketball Contest, presented by iGen and Capitol, with an Apple Watch as the prize. The deadline to turn in your Sweet Sixteen bracket is 1pm today! That’s three hours and 15 minutes before the tipoff of the first of eight one-and-done games during the next two days, Wichita State vs. Notre Dame on CBS (full bracket below).
Capitol's Bill Carroll is taking time off from breaking records like In the Valley Below and Matt and Kim. Our own Ted Volk is already in his mascot uniform, but that has nothing to do with sports. Since Ted is unable to count beyond the number of fingers and toes he has, we're starting things off with the Sweet Sixteen.
Just pick the final four, the final two, the champ and, as a tiebreaker, the total points in the final game.
Employees of Capitol and HITS are not eligible to enter. You must be a U.S. resident to be eligible. Everyone else: Have at it. One entry per person.
Email your picks to [email protected] no later than 1pm PT TODAY!
Midwest Region — Cleveland (Thursday)
No. 3 Notre Dame vs. No. 7 Wichita State
No. 1 Kentucky vs. No. 5 West Virginia
West Region — Los Angeles (Thursday)
No. 1 Wisconsin vs. No. 4 North Carolina
No. 2 Arizona vs. No. 6 Xavier
South Region — Houston (Friday)
No. 2 Gonzaga vs. No. 11 UCLA
No. 1 Duke vs. No. 4 Utah
East Region — Syracuse (Friday)
No. 4 Louisville vs. No. 8 NC State
No. 3 Oklahoma vs. No. 7 Michigan State
FINAL FOUR
MIDWEST VS WEST
EAST VS SOUTH
FINALS
TOTAL POINTS________________
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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