Nicholson says he’d be willing to sell his courtside season tix at face value, as he’s just not turning up at Staples the way he once did.

LAKERS AIN’T GOT JACK

After Latest Disastrous Season, It May Be Game Over for Famed Fan

If you thought the L.A. Lakers were at a low point before—given their appalling record—check this out: the once-mighty ballers may be losing their most visible celebrity fan.

TMZ reports that legendary actor Jack Nicholson just isn’t feeling it anymore; after having been the cameras’ go-to icon in the stands for years, Nicholson says he’d be willing to sell his courtside season tix at face value, as he’s just not turning up at Staples the way he once did. It’s your move, Danny Devito.

In a possibly related story, HITS Editor in Chief Lenny Beer is now enjoying a Nicholson film festival.

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