NSFW: THE BIBLE'S DOG DAYS

Seriously.

Are you tired of all this news about the music business? Sick of Grammy winners and sales stats and executive moves? Are you weary of human dignity and basic decency? Well, Billboard's got you covered. Presenting the biz bible's idea of breaking news, circa 2015.

SPOTIFY Q1 PROFIT TOPS $1B; SUBS HIT 239M
How Swede it is. (4/23a)
HITS LIST IN
PLAYOFF MODE
Will scoring records be broken this week? (4/23a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
The dust settles on the Indio Polo Grounds. (4/22a)
ROCK HALL UNVEILS
2024 INDUCTEES
Class of '24 comes alive. (4/22a)
TOP 20: TAYLOR TIME
Is it ever. (4/23a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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