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BREAKING NEWS: PROTESTERS INTERRUPT POWER 100 BASH

Lyor Cohen a Real-Life Joe Carroll?

In a deeply disturbing scene right out of The Following, a group of apparently deranged individuals who identified themselves as followers of infamous cult leader Lyor Cohen gathered in front of Bouchon on Thursday evening, as well-heeled guests arrived for the bible’s Power 100 party, to protest the omission of Cohen from the elite list. Fortunately, no casualties were reported. More information on this shocking event as it becomes available.

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