Mick vs. Keith Hoax

JAGGER FIGHTS BACK: You didn’t think Mick Jagger would sit still after the publication of Keith Richards’ autobiography Life, which targets the Rolling Stones’ lead singer, insisting, among other things, he has a small penis and his nicknames include “Your Majesty” and “Brenda.” Slate’s veteran rock critic Bill Wyman claims he mistakenly received notes on the autobiography from Mick himself meant for his namesake, the Stones bassist who once tried to sue him for copping his identity. After a paragraph, I thought it was real; then I realized it’s just a tremendous piece of writing. Check it out here. (11/5p)