WHAT IF? In his first public statements since his public humiliation in a New York courtroom, Guy Hands said that he and Terra Firma would "look like geniuses" if they hadn't bought EMI. "EMI is where EMI is," Hands added, in a variant of then-Arizona Cardinals coach Dennis Green’s “They are who we thought they were,” while speaking today at the Super Investor conference in Paris. He also came up with a quip: “As I said to my dentist last week after a morning of new fillings and a lot of drilling, ‘It is so nice to be here, so much more enjoyable having one’s teeth drilled than appearing as a witness in a U.S. court.’ Regardless of the court result, all I can say is there is always the next deal, and that is my main focus now.” (11/18a)
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/18a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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