COACHELLA FAKEOUT: We were psyched yesterday to see that Arcade Fire, Neil Young and The Strokes are among the headlining acts at Coachella 2011…only they’re not. Bogus Coachella lineups have been spreading aound the World Wide Web the last coupla days, most so cleverly Photoshopped that we—and a lot of other people—were punk’d. Here’s the fake lineup we fell for… (1/12a)
SONG REVENUE: CALM BEFORE THE STORM
J. Cole has his moment; Future-Metro have another big payday. (4/19a)
WARNER CHAPPELL ROPES IN RED CLAY STRAYS
Another big get for Guy and Carianne (4/19a)
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/19a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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