Capitol phones home

CAPITOL PHONES HOME TO KATY: Here's a Twitvid the Capitol Records staff tweeted to Katy Perry to congratulate her on "E.T.," the fourth consecutive #1 single from Teenage Dream, before they all went out and held up a 7-Eleven. The video debuted yesterday on MTV, before everyone involved was abducted by aliens and forced to choose between an anal probe and watching Rebecca Black's "Friday" video for 24 straight hours. Isn't technology neat? Consider this your April Fool's joke. (4/1a)

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