RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Three Rich Men
POWER TRIO: Kinda wish we were a fly on the wall for this moment, when Jay-Z, Kanye West and Paul McCartney himself gathered for a paparazzi special while attending the 2011 Costume Institute Gala at the Met in New York. The three then broke out into an impromptu hip-hop version of “When I’m 64” before crashing through the floor thanks to the collective weight of their wallets. It was later discovered the three were actually Donald Trump, Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly in disguise. Is the 21st century over yet? (5/3p)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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