25th Anniversay Photo

DOYLE'S WELL THAT ENDS BADLY: MTV talent queen Amy Doyle visits the fabled HITS cesspool when she still did her shopping at Old Navy during one of those 1,765,987 or so incidents when we held prominent executives captive in exchange for their companies taking ads in our anniversary issue. A quarter century later, people have not only stopped taking our phone calls, they’re not answering our emails, texts, Tweets, Facebook messages or our attempt to send flowers and chocolates. Pictured promoting their own reality show, The Over-the-Hills Gang, are (l-r) HITS’ Roy Trakin, Robin Gerber, Ivana B. Adored, Doyle, Editor in Chief Lenny Beer and El Presidente Todd Hensley. (7/12p)