THE NEW KIELBASA QUEEN: Thanks to our good friend, satirist Paul Slansky, and the U.K. Telegraph for this shot of Republican presidential candidate (and Tea Party loony) Michele Bachmann winning votes and casting spells during last week’s Iowa campaign before the GOP debate. As Slansky himself puts it, “It's unlikely that the entire rest of the 2012 campaign will produce a better image. It really may be the greatest campaign photo ever taken.” We second that emotion. (8/15p)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
The dust settles on the Indio Polo Grounds. (4/22a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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